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05

Dec

itszonez:

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Keke Palmer for InStyle Magazine (2021)

23

Apr

thechurchofapathy:

slutmogs:

Are you threatening me with violence

He’s so close to figuring it out

01

Feb

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

01

Dec

note-a-bear:
“ thesavingera:
“ blvck-mermaid:
“ Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth
”
i reblog this everytime
”
This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke
”

note-a-bear:

thesavingera:

blvck-mermaid:

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

i reblog this everytime

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

larkandkatydid:
“ tenderstatue:
“ republicanidiots:
“ animesocialistparty:
“Capitalists will have children go without food before they give up even the tiniest part of their wealth.
”
I’ve actually asked Republicans why they’re against feeding...

larkandkatydid:

tenderstatue:

republicanidiots:

animesocialistparty:

Capitalists will have children go without food before they give up even the tiniest part of their wealth.

I’ve actually asked Republicans why they’re against feeding children.  They believe the kids are hungry because their parents aren’t working hard enough.  Republicans think people will work harder if their children are hungry.  In other words, they believe it’s okay to TORTURE CHILDREN to get their parents to do what they want. 

re-reblogging because THAT’S SOME SOCIOPATHIC SHIT

More and more large urban school districts are switching to universal free lunch and eliminating even the mechanism for “lunch debt”.  They found it was cheaper and more effective to just use Federal Free Lunch money (through a specific grant) to give everyone free lunch rather than fund the bureaucratic steps of having parents register for free lunch.  

Houston is the most recentNew York City adopted it last year.   It looks like this tweet might have been part of a campaign to convince Buffalo Public Schools to adopt the same program.  I can’t find a clear news article on it but it looks like they may have rolled out this program in Buffalo in the fall of 2017.

This is a really good issue to pester your city official and school district about. 

senor-cat:

priceofliberty:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

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why are rich people like this lmao

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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rich people have no idea what anything is worth

23

Nov

theocraindora:

The really interesting thing about the final scene of thohh is that originally where the large painting is in the background they were going to have the vertical window from the red room. This ultimately was tossed because they at least wanted the illusion of a happy ending (them all getting what they wanted, Luke sober, Theo engaged, Shirly’s family intact, and Steve and Leigh pregnant and happy), but they kept the cake the way it is so that you could interpret the scene however you saw it, noticing the red cake and feeling one last drop of horror shoot through your veins knowing the red room was giving them everything they wanted to keep them there and complacent or seeing a family finally have somewhat of a happy epilogue.

11

Aug

confessionistt:

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

30

May

slimetony:

slimetony:

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

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28

May

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE